It’s always the rowdy, party, frat boys that end up in a house full of women. It’s like God had a plan to get back at them for their womanizing ways. They need daughters to soften their hearts and see things from the other side. BUT the minute a boy breaks their daughters heart (if and WHEN they are ever allowed to date), I am sure daddy will be a force to reckon with.
My brother-in-law E, has recently experienced his final fall from ‘frat boy grace’. In his youth, he ran the streets of NOLA causing as much havoc as possible with all his frat friends. Now he resides in suburbia with two, yes two daughters. After his first daughter, we saw a bit of a softer side. Then his next daughter came, and he jokes how his man cards have officially been taken away.
Aside from being neutered, he just went and traded in his Jeep for a Toyota Sienna. Once he made the purchase he sent us a video titled ‘Swagger Wagon” to try and make himself feel better. BUT we all know there is no swagger going on in that wagon. Sorry bro.
Now in an official attempt to grow a vaajay, he will be dancing in tights for charity in a Dancing with the Stars competition. You can check out his profile and vote here, click on Eric. All proceeds go to a children’s charity.
Lesson to be learned here men: In your youth be nice to women, or you will be raising some of your own and grow a vaajay.